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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,479thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,551stLargest Retail Industry: 19,223rd
The Armed Wawa Cats of
Father Knows Best State
Oh the misery everybody wants to be my enemy.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Wawa Cat Republic

Population1.231 billion

CapitalDistrict of Walumbia
LeaderRosy Sam
FaithCat Lord


The Armed Wawa Cats of Wawa Cat Republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rosy Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.231 billion Wawa Cats are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Walumbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The very strong Wawa Cat economy, worth 112 trillion Was a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,283 Was, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and Cat Lord has been named as Wawa Cat Republic's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wawa Cat Republic's national animal is the Wawa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cat Lord.

Wawa Cat Republic is ranked 76,010th in the world and 1st in Wawa Cats Union for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,160.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,479thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 17,551stLargest Retail Industry: 19,223rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,999thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,620th

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