The Unified Kingdoms of Warkus is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Queen Eirian Protheroe with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.734 billion Warkusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyareth Newydd. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Warkusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,639 trillion Warks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 192,182 Warks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the Nyareth Newydd Film Festival recently voted 'Warkusian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, Max Barry is this year's Miss Warkus, and Warkusian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warkus's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is idk.

Warkus is ranked 4,630^th in the world and 3^rd in Anaia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 581.17 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.