The Unified Kingdoms of Warkus is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Eirian Protheroe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, conspicuous electricity pylons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.887 billion Warkusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyareth Newydd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Warkusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,705 trillion Warks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 194,808 Warks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warkus's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is idk.

Warkus is ranked 19,248^th in the world and 9^th in Anaia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.17 percentage of bribes refused.