The Imperial Bureaucracy of Warhaven is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tajen Son of The Darkness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.719 billion Warhavenites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessingale. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warhavenian economy, worth a remarkable 8,043 trillion gold pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,296 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warhaven's national animal is the Vizzerdrix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Omnism.

Warhaven is ranked 191,187^th in the world and 5^th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 559.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.