The Imperial Bureaucracy of Warhaven is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tajen Son of The Darkness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.385 billion Warhavenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessingale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Warhavenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,081 trillion gold pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,916 gold pieces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,712 per year while the poor average 44,466, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warhaven's national animal is the Vizzerdrix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Omnism.

Warhaven is ranked 5,788^th in the world and 6^th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.98 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.