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Largest Populations: 1,998thHighest Economic Output: 2,163rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,612th
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Warhaven

Population33.983 billion

CapitalKessingale
LeaderTajen Son of The Darkness
FaithOmnism

Currencygold piece
AnimalVizzerdrix

The Imperial Bureaucracy of Warhaven is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tajen Son of The Darkness with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.983 billion Warhavenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessingale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Warhavenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,502 trillion gold pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,916 gold pieces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,712 per year while the poor average 44,466, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warhaven's national animal is the Vizzerdrix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Omnism.

Warhaven is ranked 6,346th in the world and 2nd in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Stationary, with 2,451.70676424 days.

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Largest Populations: 1,998thHighest Economic Output: 2,163rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,497thSafest: 4,759thLowest Crime Rates: 6,205thMost Stationary: 6,346thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,923rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,248thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,800thMost Influential: 10,867thMost Devout: 10,883rdMost Patriotic: 11,835thHighest Average Incomes: 12,662ndMost Developed: 12,842ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,576thLargest Governments: 13,711thMost Cultured: 13,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,597thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,516thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,162ndSmartest Citizens: 18,222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,312thHealthiest Citizens: 23,356thMost Efficient Economies: 25,729th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Warhaven lodged a message on the Realm of Unrestricted Science Regional Message Board.
  • : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Warhaven lodged a message on the Realm of Unrestricted Science Regional Message Board.
  • : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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