The Republic of Wadelhelpia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Delia Helper with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.944 billion Wadelhelpians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wadelhelpton. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wadelhelpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion floryns a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,356 floryns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wadelhelpia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Delegationism.

Wadelhelpia is ranked 3,283^rd in the world and 1^st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Influential, scoring 22,782 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.