The Grand Union of Vsenyslavia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Adrian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.719 billion Slavs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratislava. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The very strong Slavic economy, worth 855 trillion Rys a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,836 Rys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, there's a mortuary next to every Slavic restaurant, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vsenyslavia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Worldseer.

Vsenyslavia is ranked 149,898^th in the world and 8,042^nd in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 852.97 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.