The Republic of Volsku is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by William V'drav with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.669 billion Volskuans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kramfors. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The thriving Volskuan economy, worth 372 trillion Lei a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 65,659 Lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and ex-cons are paid to remain law-abidingly dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volsku's national animal is the Ram, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is No national religion.

Volsku is ranked 204,499^th in the world and 38^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 247.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.