The Avenging Knights of Venerable libertarians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch Lord Byron with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 42 billion Venerable libertariansians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Venerable libertariansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,723 trillion Dedwabbits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,467 Dedwabbits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, conspiracy theorists allege Venerable libertarians City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Venerable libertarians's national animal is the Blue Huggy Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Venerable libertarians is ranked 267,532^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Realm of Hibernia for Most Primitive, scoring -224 on the Scary Big Number Scale.