The Queendom of Vallermoore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Yocasta with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 33.808 billion Vallermooreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vallermoorean economy, worth an astonishing 13,121 trillion Chingchings a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 388,120 Chingchings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Vallermoorean terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and children complain that school food is too flavorful. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallermoore's national animal is the Giant Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Vallermoore is ranked 240,474^th in the world and 93^rd in The Black Hawks for Highest Drug Use, scoring 62.35 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.