The Queendom of Vallermoore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Yocasta with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 33.787 billion Vallermooreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vallermoorean economy, worth an astonishing 13,143 trillion Chingchings a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 389,022 Chingchings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children trade in their pickaxes for hammers and sickles, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallermoore's national animal is the Giant Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Vallermoore is ranked 92,704^th in the world and 49^th in The Black Hawks for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,036.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.