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Most Efficient Economies: 615th Most Cheerful Citizens: 631st Largest Welfare Programs: 774th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do What You're Told
Queen Yocasta
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Vallermoore

Population18.624 billion

CapitalGrand City
LeaderQueen Yocasta
FaithMegatronism

CurrencyChingching
AnimalGiant Spider

The Queendom of Vallermoore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Yocasta with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 18.624 billion Vallermooreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vallermoorean economy, worth a remarkable 3,732 trillion Chingchings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 200,434 Chingchings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Faithful allies are always valued, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Queen Yocasta's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallermoore's national animal is the Giant Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Vallermoore is ranked 15,704th in the world and 1st in Union of Royalists for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Efficient Economies: 615thMost Cheerful Citizens: 631stLargest Welfare Programs: 774thLargest Publishing Industry: 829thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,059thRudest Citizens: 1,311thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,842ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,985thHighest Economic Output: 2,440thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,759thMost Avoided: 2,801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,913thLargest Governments: 3,119thSmartest Citizens: 3,261stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,616thMost Cultured: 4,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,373rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,670thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,841stHealthiest Citizens: 6,086thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,166thLargest Populations: 6,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,185thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,682ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,891stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,479thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,704thHighest Drug Use: 15,817thMost Average: 16,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,555th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vallermoore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Vallermoore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vallermoore, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Queen Yocasta's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Vallermoore, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Vallermoore, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Vallermoore, faithful allies are always valued.
  • : Following new legislation in Vallermoore, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Vallermoore, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Vallermoore, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Vallermoorean airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Vallermoore, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.

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