The Queendom of Vallermoore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Yocasta with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 28.454 billion Vallermooreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vallermoorean economy, worth a remarkable 8,189 trillion Chingchings a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 287,829 Chingchings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, the media seems excessively interested in what Queen Yocasta is wearing this season, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallermoore's national animal is the Giant Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Vallermoore is ranked 3,037^th in the world and 8^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.98 law-abiding acts per hour.