The Republic of Uskad is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kekelina Pelita with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.522 billion Uskadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehumyas. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uskadian economy, worth 979 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,839 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, a government program is underway to revitalize Uskad's beaches, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime is totally unknown. Uskad's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Church.

Uskad is ranked 10,341^st in the world and 582^nd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,381.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.