The Tsardom of Unogonduria is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Álmosh with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.874 billion Unogondurs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantinbalik. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Unogondurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion Unogondurian perpers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,292 Unogondurian perpers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, children are expected to carve their own toys, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Konstantinbalik as a backdrop, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unogonduria's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Unogonduria is ranked 257,613^th in the world and 1^st in Combined Valdoria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.