The Meowist Revolutionary of United Cats Divided is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glen Whatup with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.456 billion Cats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Cat economy, worth 348 trillion tears a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,768 tears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, the might of the entire a Cat Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Cats Divided's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Franco-Meowism.

United Cats Divided is ranked 287,074^th in the world and 15,359^th in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 34.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.