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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 154thMost Rebellious Youth: 249thLeast Corrupt Governments: 274th
The United People's Democracy of
Capitalizt
Libertas, progressio, paxque.
Influence
Apprentice
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Umbra Ac Silentium

Population18.342 billion

CapitalMors Somniorum
Leaderdozens of elected councils

CurrencyDreamstone
Animalcarpioneiros

The United People's Democracy of Umbra Ac Silentium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by dozens of elected councils with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 18.342 billion Umbraciums enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mors Somniorum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Umbracium economy, worth a remarkable 5,489 trillion Dreamstones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 299,262 Dreamstones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and a flying elephant and dozens of elected councils share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Umbra Ac Silentium's national animal is the carpioneiros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Umbra Ac Silentium is ranked 647th in the world and 1st in Dreamworld for Most Cultured, scoring 454 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 154thMost Rebellious Youth: 249thLeast Corrupt Governments: 274thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 383rdHighest Crime Rates: 557thMost Cultured: 647thHighest Disposable Incomes: 672ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 691stLargest Publishing Industry: 849thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,041stFattest Citizens: 1,069thMost Armed: 1,097thSmartest Citizens: 1,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,313thHighest Drug Use: 1,316thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,375thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,407thMost Efficient Economies: 1,544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,557thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,818thMost Avoided: 1,854thMost Pacifist: 2,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,715thNicest Citizens: 2,731stHighest Economic Output: 2,813thLargest Mining Sector: 2,815thHighest Average Incomes: 2,875thHighest Food Quality: 2,917thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,236thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,449thMost Inclusive: 4,100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,654thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,589thRudest Citizens: 7,868thLargest Retail Industry: 8,242ndMost Secular: 9,436thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,720thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,003rdLargest Governments: 14,895thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,623rdLargest Populations: 18,957thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,592ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,886thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,375th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Umbra Ac Silentium's influence in Dreamworld rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, a flying elephant and dozens of elected councils share the same nickname.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, life is short but human kindness is endless.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Umbra Ac Silentium, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.

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