The Kingdom of Ukcross is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Jezia Silverii with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.093 billion Ukcrossians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chekvon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ukcrossian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Ukcrossian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,729 Ukcrossian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and wandering Ukcrossians are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukcross's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Ukcross is ranked 4,425^th in the world and 190^th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,164.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.