The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Eli Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.397 billion Uiiopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,238 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 262,408 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, and Uiiopian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uiiop is ranked 821^st in the world and 3^rd in Equilism for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.36 years.