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Most Cheerful Citizens: 197thNicest Citizens: 642ndMost Cultured: 664th
The Collective of
Left-wing Utopia
Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Uiiop

Population25.735 billion

CapitalOxford
LeaderEli Jones

Currencybuck
AnimalFlying Lawnmower

The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli Jones with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.735 billion Uiiopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,089 trillion bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,604 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', Eli Jones steals from the rich and gives to the needy, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uiiop is ranked 2,650th in the world and 4th in Equilism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.23 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 197thNicest Citizens: 642ndMost Cultured: 664thMost Rebellious Youth: 687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 776thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 800thMost Pacifist: 947thHighest Food Quality: 958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,096thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,131stMost Developed: 1,160thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,164thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,170thMost Inclusive: 1,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,262ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,336thSmartest Citizens: 1,356thHealthiest Citizens: 1,402ndLargest Governments: 1,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,749thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,794thMost Efficient Economies: 2,226thHighest Economic Output: 2,325thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,459thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,522ndSafest: 2,637thLowest Crime Rates: 2,650thTop
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Best Weather: 4,030thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,656thHighest Average Incomes: 6,273rdLargest Populations: 7,209thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,237thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,995thNudest: 18,604thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,297thMost Income Equality: 25,899thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,368th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uiiop voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
  • : Uiiop's influence in Equilism rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, Eli Jones steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the atmosphere in Uiiopian boardrooms is turning more gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.

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