Population | 25.735 billion |
Capital | Oxford |
Leader | Eli Jones |
Currency | buck |
Animal | Flying Lawnmower |
The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli Jones with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.735 billion Uiiopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,089 trillion bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,604 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', Eli Jones steals from the rich and gives to the needy, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Uiiop is ranked 2,650th in the world and 4th in Equilism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.23 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Uiiop voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : Uiiop's influence in Equilism rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.
- : Following new legislation in Uiiop, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Uiiop, Eli Jones steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in Uiiop, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the atmosphere in Uiiopian boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
- : Following new legislation in Uiiop, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.