The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.133 billion Uiiopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,075 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,394 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Eli Jones's questionably sane new coalition partners, Eli Jones's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, Eli Jones is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uiiop is ranked 1,039^th in the world and 43^rd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,475.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.