by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 208thNicest Citizens: 375thMost Rebellious Youth: 480th
The Collective of
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Population19.304 billion

LeaderEli Jones

AnimalFlying Lawnmower

The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eli Jones with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.304 billion Poises hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,236 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,468 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, political detractors refer to Eli Jones as 'that Bigtopian puppet', the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uiiop is ranked 242,994th in the world and 433rd in Forest for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 208thNicest Citizens: 375thMost Rebellious Youth: 480thMost Cultured: 500thMost Compassionate Citizens: 534thMost Developed: 815thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 828thMost Pacifist: 832ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 850thLongest Average Lifespans: 953rdMost Inclusive: 979thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,005thHealthiest Citizens: 1,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,074thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,144thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,160thSmartest Citizens: 1,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,292ndLargest Governments: 1,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,379thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,550thMost Efficient Economies: 1,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,593rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,661stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,669thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,934thSafest: 2,450thLowest Crime Rates: 2,461stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,537thHighest Economic Output: 2,737thBest Weather: 3,834thHighest Average Incomes: 5,073rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,614thLargest Populations: 8,249thMost Influential: 11,084thNudest: 11,733rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,826th
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 46th in the region

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