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Most Cheerful Citizens: 211th Nicest Citizens: 255th Most Compassionate Citizens: 341st
The Collective of
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Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Uiiop

Population14.186 billion

CapitalOxford
LeaderEli Jones

Currencybuck
AnimalFlying Lawnmower

The Collective of Uiiop is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eli Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.186 billion Poises hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Uiiopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,949 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and saying "don't do anything that Eli Jones wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uiiop's national animal is the Flying Lawnmower, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uiiop is ranked 1,619th in the world and 13th in Yggdrasil for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,320.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 211thNicest Citizens: 255thMost Compassionate Citizens: 341stMost Cultured: 437thMost Rebellious Youth: 484thMost Inclusive: 647thMost Developed: 746thMost Pacifist: 773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 921stLongest Average Lifespans: 929thHealthiest Citizens: 936thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,034thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,078thSmartest Citizens: 1,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,140thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,149thLargest Governments: 1,224thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,619thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,844thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,845thMost Efficient Economies: 1,887thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,895thLowest Crime Rates: 2,251stSafest: 2,762ndHighest Economic Output: 2,979thHighest Average Incomes: 4,376thBest Weather: 4,929thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,908thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,595thNudest: 11,609th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, saying "don't do anything that Eli Jones wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Uiiop, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.

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