The Equatorial Forests of Uan aa Boa is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by endless committees and citizen councils with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.618 billion Boanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Spirituality and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aa. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Boani economy, worth 516 trillion labour notes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 29,313 labour notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spread itself thin, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury, and the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Uan aa Boa's national animal is the solidarity bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uan aa Boa is ranked 306,606^th in the world and 246^th in Forest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.97 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.