The Slaughterhouse of Tyrantosaurus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grandmaster Tom with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.388 billion Labourers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brutonville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantosaurusian economy, worth 683 trillion Prison Scraps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,687 Prison Scraps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,824,143 per year while the poor average 2,665, a ratio of 684 to 1.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantosaurus's national animal is the lower class, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Super-Jesus.

Tyrantosaurus is ranked 259,205^th in the world and 4^th in Tyrant City for Safest, scoring 16.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.