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Most Conservative: 706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 840thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 930th
The Slaughterhouse of
Corporate Police State
Obedience is virtue. Virtue can be applied via torture.
Grandmaster Tom Vcte Mgve MF STLM GCTE
Influence
Superpower
INDUSTRY
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tyrantosaurus

Population3.479 billion

CapitalThomasville
LeaderGrandmaster Tom Vcte Mgve MF STLM GCTE
FaithThe Church of Super-Jesus

CurrencyPrison Scrap
AnimalHeart

The Slaughterhouse of Tyrantosaurus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster Tom Vcte Mgve MF STLM GCTE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.479 billion Labourers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thomasville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantosaurusian economy, worth 727 trillion Prison Scraps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,128 Prison Scraps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,855,527 per year while the poor average 3,260, a ratio of 569 to 1.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, children often kick Hearts for amusement, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantosaurus's national animal is the Heart, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Super-Jesus.

Tyrantosaurus is ranked 284,003rd in the world and 4th in Tyrant City for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -29 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Top
1%
Most Conservative: 706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 840thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 930thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,193rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,670thLargest Retail Industry: 2,918thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,161stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,929thFattest Citizens: 5,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,916thMost Patriotic: 6,240thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,430thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,671stHighest Average Incomes: 9,089thLargest Black Market: 10,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,088thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,200thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,975thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,673rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,341stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,364thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,396thMost Devout: 19,707thLargest Governments: 19,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,297thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,242ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,116thMost Extreme: 27,248thLowest Crime Rates: 28,036th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, children often kick Hearts for amusement.
  • : Tyrantosaurus changed its national animal to "Heart".
  • : Tyrantosaurus changed its national animal to "Human Person".
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, the most ambitious parents buy a dozen lottery scratch-cards each week for their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Tyrantosaurus changed its national animal to "Funny Looking Egg Person".
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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