The Disputed Territories of Tuzjikimenakhstan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kamali-Shavakat Sadow with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.768 billion Tuzjikimenakhstanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nur-Bashkentanbe. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tuzjikimenakhstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,634 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tuzjikimenakhstan's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuzjikimenakhstan is ranked 88,020^th in the world and 1^st in Sockpuppet Paradise for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.