The Disputed Territories of Tuzjikimenakhstan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kamali-Shavakat Sadow with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.733 billion Tuzjikimenakhstanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nur-Bashkentanbe. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tuzjikimenakhstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,322 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and for 25 bullets tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tuzjikimenakhstan's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuzjikimenakhstan is ranked 36,088^th in the world and 2^nd in Sockpuppet Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.44 law-abiding acts per hour.