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Largest Gambling Industry: 733rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 860thHighest Crime Rates: 1,123rd
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump
Influence
Superpower
Vice President / Speaker of the House
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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TRUMP ALMIGHTY

Population8.088 billion

CapitalTrump DC's Ballroom
LeaderSupreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump
FaithThe Trump Cult

CurrencyWall
AnimalTariff

The Empire of TRUMP ALMIGHTY is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.088 billion Trump Worshippers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC's Ballroom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Walls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 136,301 Walls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 799,875 per year while the poor average 10,849, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Children often kick Tariffs for amusement, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. TRUMP ALMIGHTY's national animal is the Tariff, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Trump Cult.

TRUMP ALMIGHTY is ranked 330,423rd in the world and 6th in MAGA Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -20 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 733rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 860thHighest Crime Rates: 1,123rdFattest Citizens: 1,205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,700thMost Avoided: 1,933rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,375thLargest Retail Industry: 2,472ndMost Armed: 2,729thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,208thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,179thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,727thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,378thRudest Citizens: 7,694thMost Devout: 8,796thLargest Mining Sector: 9,276thNudest: 11,994thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,054thLargest Insurance Industry: 29,372ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31,736thMost Patriotic: 32,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 33,050th

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