Population | 4.564 billion |
Capital | Trump DC |
Leader | Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump |
Faith | The Trump Cult |
Currency | VICTORY WALL |
Animal | Tariff |
The VICTORIOUS EMPIRE of Trump Almighty is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.564 billion Trump Worshippers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Almighty economy, worth 577 trillion VICTORY WALLS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 126,541 VICTORY WALLS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,891 per year while the poor average 16,998, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.
Smart fridges sing the praises of The Trump Cult for fear of being iced, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Trump Almighty's national animal is the Tariff, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Trump Cult.
Trump Almighty is ranked 171,552nd in the world and 6th in White House for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,525.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Trump Almighty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
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Trump Almighty, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
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Trump Almighty, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
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Trump Almighty, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous.
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Trump Almighty, smart fridges sing the praises of The Trump Cult for fear of being iced.
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Trump Almighty, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
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Trump Almighty, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
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Trump Almighty's influence in White House rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Trump Almighty, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
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Trump Almighty, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.