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Largest Gambling Industry: 945thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,509thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,601st
The VICTORIOUS EMPIRE of
Compulsory Consumerist State
KEEP AMERICA GREAT
Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Trump Almighty

Population4.564 billion

CapitalTrump DC
LeaderSupreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump
FaithThe Trump Cult

CurrencyVICTORY WALL
AnimalTariff

The VICTORIOUS EMPIRE of Trump Almighty is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.564 billion Trump Worshippers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty economy, worth 577 trillion VICTORY WALLS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 126,541 VICTORY WALLS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,891 per year while the poor average 16,998, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Smart fridges sing the praises of The Trump Cult for fear of being iced, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Trump Almighty's national animal is the Tariff, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Trump Cult.

Trump Almighty is ranked 171,552nd in the world and 6th in White House for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,525.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 945thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,509thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,601stHighest Crime Rates: 1,775thFattest Citizens: 2,075thMost Avoided: 2,538thLargest Retail Industry: 3,193rdTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,833rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,601stRudest Citizens: 5,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,176thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,874thMost Armed: 8,492ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,580thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,552ndMost Devout: 14,233rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,564thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 24,390thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29,314thMost Patriotic: 32,002ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33,999th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trump Almighty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, smart fridges sing the praises of The Trump Cult for fear of being iced.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Trump Almighty's influence in White House rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.

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