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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,070thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,779th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Make America Great Again
Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Trump Almighty

Population3.008 billion

CapitalTrump DC
LeaderSupreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump
FaithThe Trump Cult


The Empire of Trump Almighty is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.008 billion Trump Worshippers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Trump Almightyian economy, worth 352 trillion Walls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 117,182 Walls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,054 per year while the poor average 20,145, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Squids, trespassers entering Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump's office are immediately vaporized, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Trump Almightyian politicians, and the holiest shrine in The Trump Cult is on another world. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Trump Almighty's national animal is the Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Trump Cult.

Trump Almighty is ranked 141,114th in the world and 9th in Alhambra for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,420.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,070thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,779thHighest Crime Rates: 1,967thTop
Most Avoided: 2,935thLargest Retail Industry: 4,928thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,095thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,021stRudest Citizens: 6,897thFattest Citizens: 7,118thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,568thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,881stMost Armed: 11,449thLargest Mining Sector: 12,907thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,211thMost Devout: 15,768thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,021stMost Corrupt Governments: 26,988th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

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