The Holy Republic of Tricorniolis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Arthur Rayne with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.55 billion Tricornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarkovea. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tricornian economy, worth 745 trillion liveroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,991 liveroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Tricorniolis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tricorniolis's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dastrunity.

Tricorniolis is ranked 132,575^th in the world and 53^rd in Arkana Coalition for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.6 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.