The Presidential Republic of Tricorniolis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vice-President Linda Beckoff with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.788 billion Tricornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarkovea. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tricornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion liveroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,427 liveroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Tricornian can expect a strongly worded letter, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Tricornian citizenship in droves, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tricorniolis's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dastrunity.

Tricorniolis is ranked 12,431^st in the world and 1^st in Arkana Coalition for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,922.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.