The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 47.285 billion Treznorans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 30,311 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 641,029 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treznorian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 1,310^th in the world and 1^st in The Vast for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,579.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.