The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 33.964 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 21,746 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 640,279 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Vast, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 180,948^th in the world and 14^th in The Vast for Most Pro-Market, scoring -76.78 on the Rand Index.