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Treznor

Population31.47 billion

CapitalDevonton
LeaderMarcus Treznor

Currencygolden dubloon
Animalflightless red dragon

The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 31.47 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 19,695 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 625,865 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Treznor is ranked 163,077th in the world and 13th in The Vast for Most Primitive, scoring -1477.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Smartest Citizens: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 12thMost Cultured: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thMost Secular: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 24thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 32ndMost Inclusive: 34thMost Scientifically Advanced: 37thLargest Information Technology Sector: 40thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57thHighest Economic Output: 58thHighest Average Incomes: 95thMost Rebellious Youth: 253rdLargest Governments: 271stMost Pacifist: 342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 501stMost Subsidized Industry: 542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 602ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 681stLargest Mining Sector: 723rdLowest Crime Rates: 738thMost Stationary: 786thMost Developed: 859thLargest Insurance Industry: 953rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,054thLargest Populations: 1,172ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,422ndRudest Citizens: 1,433rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,646thSafest: 2,738thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,896thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,145thHealthiest Citizens: 5,170thLargest Black Market: 5,274thLargest Retail Industry: 6,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,838thTop
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Most Influential: 10,636thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,649thMost Income Equality: 13,624thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,049thNudest: 14,315thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,905th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Treznor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

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