The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 38.142 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 23,849 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 625,289 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 61^st in the world and 2^nd in The Vast for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 103.32 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.