The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.331 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 18,613 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 681,024 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Research grant proposals read like political diatribes, military funding has been stripped back, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Treznor is ranked 11,343rd in the world and 11th in The Vast for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,961.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, military funding has been stripped back.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
