The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 34.656 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 22,220 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 641,185 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 14,799^th in the world and 5^th in The Vast for Most Influential, scoring 2,944 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.