Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.173 billion Treznorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 17,834 trillion golden dubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 681,416 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, the Treznorian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, bizarre-looking creatures called 'flightless red dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Treznor is ranked 161,716th in the world and 44th in The Vast for Longest Average Lifespans, with 23.6 Years.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 2ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4thSmartest Citizens: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8thMost Cultured: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21stLargest Publishing Industry: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 45thMost Secular: 69thFattest Citizens: 83rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 87thLargest Agricultural Sector: 94thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131stLargest Mining Sector: 166thLargest Black Market: 178thRudest Citizens: 198thLargest Insurance Industry: 205thLargest Retail Industry: 219thMost Avoided: 227thMost Rebellious Youth: 253rdMost Inclusive: 256thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 434thMost Advanced Public Education: 435thLargest Governments: 533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 586thLargest Gambling Industry: 667thMost Stationary: 1,108thLargest Populations: 1,344thMost Efficient Economies: 1,544thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,770thLowest Crime Rates: 2,243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,487thMost Influential: 5,177thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,582ndTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,007thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,087thHighest Drug Use: 16,078th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, bizarre-looking creatures called 'flightless red dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, the Treznorian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, Max Barry is this year's Miss Treznor.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, t-shirts displaying a photo of Marcus Treznor performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.

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