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The Empire of
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Economy
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The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.331 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 18,613 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 681,024 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Research grant proposals read like political diatribes, military funding has been stripped back, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Treznor is ranked 11,343rd in the world and 11th in The Vast for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,961.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2ndSmartest Citizens: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9thMost Cultured: 11thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Publishing Industry: 24thHighest Economic Output: 43rdHighest Average Incomes: 44thMost Secular: 55thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 141stFattest Citizens: 145thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145thMost Inclusive: 149thLargest Black Market: 165thMost Rebellious Youth: 194thLargest Mining Sector: 270thMost Subsidized Industry: 285thLargest Insurance Industry: 337thMost Advanced Public Education: 366thMost Avoided: 419thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 435thLargest Retail Industry: 443rdLargest Governments: 477thLargest Gambling Industry: 478thRudest Citizens: 482ndMost Corrupt Governments: 706thMost Stationary: 932ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,166thLargest Populations: 1,294thMost Efficient Economies: 1,474thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,931stLowest Crime Rates: 1,984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,046thMost Pacifist: 4,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,518thMost Influential: 5,083rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,343rd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Treznor, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.

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