The Fiefdom of Totenhoff is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.702 billion Undeads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Totenhoffian economy, worth 116 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 31,257 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totenhoff's national animal is the Adler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Totenhoff is ranked 298,502^nd in the world and 20^th in Markion for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.69 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.