
| Population | 23.719 billion |
| Capital | Kyōtomie |
| Leader | Tomie Kawakami |
| Faith | servility |
| Currency | neo yen |
| Animal | fushichō |
The Funhouse of Terror of Tomie is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tomie Kawakami with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.719 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyōtomie. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient servile economy, worth an astonishing 10,840 trillion neo yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 457,050 neo yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,299,292 per year while the poor average 128,348, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Jennifer Government is banned, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, and biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tomie's national animal is the fushichō, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is servility.
Tomie is ranked 948th in the world and 4th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Secular, with 99.15 Atheism Rate.
Endorsements Received: 3 »
Island Zero,
Russiania, and
Independent Federation of Croatia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, serfs firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, stocks go up when the internet says so.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures.



































































