The Empire of Tletl is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor David II with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.34 billion Tletlians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masuul. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tletlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,659 trillion Peso Imperials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,906 Peso Imperials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, it's never "just a game" with Tletlian sports fans, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime is totally unknown. Tletl's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tletl is ranked 40,068^th in the world and 1,098^th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 215.75 cheeks per square mile.