The People's Republic of Thuzbekistan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Cihangir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.929 billion Thuzbeks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashluv. The average income tax rate is 60.4%.

The all-consuming Thuzbekistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Thuzzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,231 Thuzzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuzbekistan's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Thuzbekistan is ranked 34,920^th in the world and 65^th in The Western Isles for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,450.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.