The Esteemed Empire of Three Golden Kingdoms is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elsie Fortuna with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.253 billion Three Golden Kingdomsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Three Golden Kingdomsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Rikoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 40,029 Rikoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, excessive gerrymandering has earned Three Golden Kingdoms the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Three Golden Kingdoms's national animal is the Sylan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Three Golden Kingdoms is ranked 127,671^st in the world and 29^th in Rushmore for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,776.18 Standard Monetary Units.