The Happiness Corporation of TheKeyToJoy is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Chad Chungus with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 7.833 billion TheKeyToJoyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TheKeyToJoyian economy, worth 900 trillion Keys a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 114,974 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, it's a jungle out there, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheKeyToJoy's national animal is the Joymen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joyism.

TheKeyToJoy is ranked 283,299^th in the world and 1,926^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.