The Happiness Corporation of TheKeyToJoy is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Chad Chungus with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, conspicuous electricity pylons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.418 billion TheKeyToJoyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TheKeyToJoyian economy, worth 856 trillion Keys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 115,526 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheKeyToJoy's national animal is the Joymen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joyism.

TheKeyToJoy is ranked 8,550^th in the world and 126^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 161.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.