Population | 13.38 billion |
Capital | Yggdrassil |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | candy cane gold bar |
Animal | bat |
The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of The Xenopolis Confederation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.38 billion Xenopolitans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Xenopolitan economy, worth a remarkable 2,711 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 202,637 candy cane gold bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,227,941 per year while the poor average 14,920, a ratio of 82.3 to 1.
Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, Santa Claus can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Xenopolis Confederation's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.
The Xenopolis Confederation is ranked 10,724th in the world and 180th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 115 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, Santa Claus can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, GDP growth is the preferred altar of national worship.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, visions of giant pink bats are a common side effect after Xenopolitans eat their meals.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, a flying elephant and Santa Claus share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.