The Constitutional Democracy of The Xenopolis Confederation is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Jennifer Vikstrom with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.918 billion Xenopolitans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tungsten. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Xenopolitan economy, worth a remarkable 4,115 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 217,557 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,446,781 per year while the poor average 12,483, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, murder suspects plead the 'there was a rat beneath his chef's hat' defense, the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty, and not even adulthood can save you from truant officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Xenopolis Confederation's national animal is the treeshrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tylerism.

The Xenopolis Confederation is ranked 291,059^th in the world and 3^rd in The International Union of Boygirls for Least Corrupt Governments, with 56.33 percentage of bribes refused.