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Rudest Citizens: 208th Highest Crime Rates: 454th Most Armed: 610th
The Constitutional Democracy of
Anarchy
No one can live your life better than you
Jennifer Vikström
Influence
Hegemony
Heckhead
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Xenopolis Confederation

Population3.689 billion

CapitalTungsten
LeaderJennifer Vikström
FaithTylerism

Currencybitcoin
Animaltreeshrew

The Constitutional Democracy of The Xenopolis Confederation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jennifer Vikström with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.689 billion Xenopolitans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tungsten. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Xenopolitan economy, worth 701 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 190,146 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,139,175 per year while the poor average 14,400, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, posters on 'Xenopolitan Values' advise against being proud of The Xenopolis Confederation, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Xenopolis Confederation's national animal is the treeshrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tylerism.

The Xenopolis Confederation is ranked 8,775th in the world and 1st in The United Nations of Tylerrism for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 208thHighest Crime Rates: 454thMost Armed: 610thLargest Retail Industry: 637thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 699thFattest Citizens: 837thLargest Gambling Industry: 985thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,020thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,045thMost Avoided: 1,410thHighest Drug Use: 1,411thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,522ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,638thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,672ndTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,984thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,459thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,656thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,655thLargest Mining Sector: 3,676thMost Politically Free: 4,662ndMost Extreme: 5,205thMost Pro-Market: 6,466thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,554thHighest Average Incomes: 6,659thNudest: 6,692ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,618thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 8,775thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,482ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,109thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,420thMost Cultured: 12,497thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,233rdMost Inclusive: 14,035th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : The Xenopolis Confederation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, posters on 'Xenopolitan Values' advise against being proud of The Xenopolis Confederation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, tabloids coo over Jennifer Vikström's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.

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