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Highest Drug Use: 192ndRudest Citizens: 313thHighest Crime Rates: 449th
The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of
Anarchy
Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains
Santa Claus
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Xenopolis Confederation

Population13.665 billion

CapitalYggdrassil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

Currencycandy cane gold bar
Animalbat

The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of The Xenopolis Confederation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.665 billion Xenopolitans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Xenopolitan economy, worth a remarkable 2,853 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 208,797 candy cane gold bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,335,425 per year while the poor average 13,365, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, equality looks curiously unequal, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Xenopolis Confederation's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

The Xenopolis Confederation is ranked 284,786th in the world and 16th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Most Patriotic, with 0.39 flags saluted per person per day.

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Highest Drug Use: 192ndRudest Citizens: 313thHighest Crime Rates: 449thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 580thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 692ndMost Armed: 693rdFattest Citizens: 762ndLargest Gambling Industry: 896thMost Avoided: 901stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 921stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,017thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,150thLargest Retail Industry: 1,165thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,308thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,468thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,521stMost Extreme: 1,883rdMost Pro-Market: 2,060thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,410thLargest Mining Sector: 7,736thHighest Economic Output: 7,891stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,748thHighest Average Incomes: 9,111thMost Cultured: 9,670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,386thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,445thMost Inclusive: 13,616thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,013thTop
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Nudest: 15,477thMost Efficient Economies: 16,155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,474thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,375thSmartest Citizens: 22,381stMost Politically Free: 23,040thMost Secular: 23,508thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,347thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,032nd
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, equality looks curiously unequal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, Yggdrassil's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in The Xenopolis Confederation, Xenopolitan politics is literally a blood sport.

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