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Rudest Citizens: 324thHighest Crime Rates: 454thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 609th
The Constitutional Democracy of
No one can live your life better than you
Jennifer Vikström
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The Xenopolis Confederation

Population9.228 billion

LeaderJennifer Vikström


The Constitutional Democracy of The Xenopolis Confederation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jennifer Vikström with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.228 billion Xenopolitans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tungsten. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Xenopolitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 194,989 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,232,967 per year while the poor average 12,869, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Xenopolitan TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Xenopolis Confederation's national animal is the treeshrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tylerism.

The Xenopolis Confederation is ranked 1,780th in the world and 1st in The United Nations of Tylerrism for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,788.46 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 324thHighest Crime Rates: 454thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 609thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 709thMost Armed: 770thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 790thFattest Citizens: 833rdMost Avoided: 920thLargest Gambling Industry: 951stLargest Retail Industry: 1,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,283rdHighest Drug Use: 1,326thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,481stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,713thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,780thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,276thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,034thLargest Mining Sector: 5,382ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,040thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,474thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,566thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,913thNudest: 9,384thHighest Economic Output: 10,210thMost Cultured: 11,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,135thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,618thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,571stMost Inclusive: 15,028thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,054thMost Politically Free: 16,474thMost Extreme: 16,780thMost Pro-Market: 17,371stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,486thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,597thSmartest Citizens: 20,378thMost Secular: 20,608thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,048thMost Influential: 21,990thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,480th

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