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Rudest Citizens: 265thHighest Crime Rates: 447thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 607th
The Constitutional Democracy of
No one can live your life better than you
Jennifer Vikström
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The Xenopolis Confederation

Population6.316 billion

LeaderJennifer Vikström


The Constitutional Democracy of The Xenopolis Confederation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jennifer Vikström with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.316 billion Xenopolitans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tungsten. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Xenopolitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 194,753 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,226,834 per year while the poor average 12,983, a ratio of 94.5 to 1.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and one can walk from one side of Tungsten to the other without setting foot on Xenopolitan soil. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Xenopolis Confederation's national animal is the treeshrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tylerism.

The Xenopolis Confederation is ranked 209,632nd in the world and 3rd in The United Nations of Tylerrism for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.24 Years.

Rudest Citizens: 265thHighest Crime Rates: 447thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 607thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 643rdMost Armed: 704thFattest Citizens: 817thLargest Retail Industry: 859thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 896thLargest Gambling Industry: 994thMost Avoided: 1,311thHighest Drug Use: 1,347thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,490thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,609thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,777thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,847thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,827thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,790thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,877thLargest Mining Sector: 4,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,604thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,780thHighest Average Incomes: 6,845thNudest: 8,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,811thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,780thTop
Most Politically Free: 11,270thMost Cultured: 11,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,441stMost Pro-Market: 11,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,687thMost Extreme: 11,735thMost Efficient Economies: 12,181stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,903rdHighest Economic Output: 13,414thMost Inclusive: 14,522ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,323rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,745thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,159thSmartest Citizens: 20,164th

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