The Glorious Imperium of The Sinistress is a behemoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Your Imperiatrix the Sinistress with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 51.087 billion subjects of the Sinistress enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinistress Citadel. The average income tax rate is 39.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinister economy, worth an astonishing 22,741 trillion diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 445,144 diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, not all rivers run to the sea, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, and some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them. Crime is totally unknown. The Sinistress's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sinistress worship.

The Sinistress is ranked 756^th in the world and 1^st in Subreality for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 151.21 on the Kitten Softness Rating.