The Glorious Imperium of The Sinistress is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Your Imperiatrix the Sinistress with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, conspicuous electricity pylons, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 44.936 billion subjects of the Sinistress enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinistress Citadel. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sinister economy, worth an astonishing 19,378 trillion diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 431,238 diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime is totally unknown. The Sinistress's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sinistress worship.

The Sinistress is ranked 133,691^st in the world and 2^nd in Subreality for Most Pro-Market, scoring 49.67 on the Rand Index.