The People's Republic of The Scandoslavic Empire is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 325 million Scandoslavs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mostka. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The Scandoslavic economy, worth 17.4 trillion Myekozis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,653 Myekozis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and The Scandoslavic Empire has designated Mostka as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Scandoslavic Empire's national animal is the Fovyx, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Scandoslavic Empire is ranked 185,955^th in the world and 3^rd in The Knited Uingdom for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 258.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.