The Dominion of The Saucer Pilots is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Christopher Walken with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 12.477 billion Space Spuds enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The powerhouse Saucer Pilotsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,252 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the government pours millions of Credits into rehabilitation programs annually, and the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Saucer Pilots's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Saucer Pilots is ranked 35,555^th in the world and 9^th in F7 Cliches and Community for Safest, scoring 107.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.