The Dominion of The Saucer Pilots is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 8.577 billion Saucer Pilots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Saucer Pilotsian economy, worth 593 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,203 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Saucer Pilots's national animal is the Flying Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Saucer Pilots is ranked 46,599^th in the world and 140^th in United States of America for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,035.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.