The Soviet Socialist Republics of The Pan-Soviet Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Ivan Badanov with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.959 billion Soviet Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lebedevgorod. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pan-Soviet economy, worth an astonishing 11,757 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,738 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect The Pan-Soviet Union of supplying extremist groups, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Pan-Soviet Union's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lebedevism.

The Pan-Soviet Union is ranked 1,323^rd in the world and 2^nd in USSR for Largest Black Market, with 6,744 trillion Standard Monetary Units.