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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 95thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 792ndHighest Economic Output: 811th
The Soviet Socialist Republics of
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Pan-Soviet Union

Population32.62 billion

CapitalLebedevgorod
LeaderGeneral Secretary Ivan Badanov
FaithLebedevism

Currencyruble
AnimalBear

The Soviet Socialist Republics of The Pan-Soviet Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Ivan Badanov with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.62 billion Soviet Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lebedevgorod. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pan-Soviet economy, worth an astonishing 10,103 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,738 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect The Pan-Soviet Union of supplying extremist groups, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Pan-Soviet Union's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lebedevism.

The Pan-Soviet Union is ranked 7,136th in the world and 5th in USSR for Most Stationary, with 2,769.54831082128 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 95thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 792ndHighest Economic Output: 811thFattest Citizens: 813thLargest Black Market: 947thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,005thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,450thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,805thMost Patriotic: 2,106thHighest Average Incomes: 2,607thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,852ndTop
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Largest Populations: 3,301stLargest Governments: 4,369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,503rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,451stMost Secular: 6,566thMost Stationary: 7,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,561stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,298thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,705thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,040thTop
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Most Armed: 15,272ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,538thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,376thLowest Crime Rates: 21,773rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,928thLargest Mining Sector: 29,724th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

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  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Pan-Soviet Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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