The Commonwealth of The Osean Federation is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Lyndon McCormick with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.906 billion Oseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The powerhouse Osean economy, worth 628 trillion Zollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,870 Zollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by President Lyndon McCormick, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Osean Federation's national animal is the BAe Sea Eagle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

The Osean Federation is ranked 87,633^rd in the world and 12^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Highest Poor Incomes, with 35,206.6 Standard Monetary Units.