The Crown Realms of The Green Union is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Thomes I with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.817 billion Loyalists love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Himmelsdorf. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loyalist economy, worth a remarkable 3,408 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,110 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Green Union's national animal is the polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Green Union is ranked 2,717^th in the world and 2^nd in Markion for Safest, scoring 138.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.