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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,598th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,612th Most Inclusive: 1,631st
The Formerly Unified Warzones of
Left-wing Utopia
By Bow, Blade, and Hoof
Influence
Eminence Grise
Co-Owner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Green Union

Population8.651 billion

CapitalHimmelsdorf
LeaderPresident Harry Turner

CurrencyMark
Animalpolar bear

The Formerly Unified Warzones of The Green Union is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Harry Turner with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.651 billion Wage Laborers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Himmelsdorf. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wage Laborer economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,948 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Green Union's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Green Union is ranked 5,038th in the world and 2nd in Markion for Most Cultured, scoring 148 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,598thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,612thMost Inclusive: 1,631stMost Pacifist: 1,681stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,704thNicest Citizens: 1,732ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,816thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,838thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,351stSafest: 2,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,633rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,932ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,552ndMost Developed: 4,789thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,913thMost Cultured: 5,038thMost Efficient Economies: 5,094thLowest Crime Rates: 5,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,349thLargest Governments: 5,679thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,009thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,759thSmartest Citizens: 7,052ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,753rdTop
10%
Best Weather: 8,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,704thMost Stationary: 9,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,737thHighest Economic Output: 11,656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,529thHighest Average Incomes: 14,347th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Green Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Union, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Union, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Union, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : The Green Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Green Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Green Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : The Green Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Union, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Union, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.

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