Population | 16.57 billion |
Capital | Alexandria |
Leader | Alexander Eugene Boyei |
Currency | Flor de rio |
Animal | Harpy Eagle |
The Allied States of The Great Warrior Rivers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Eugene Boyei with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.57 billion Riverians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Riverian economy, worth a remarkable 3,607 trillion Flor de rios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 217,688 Flor de rios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The media seems excessively interested in what Alexander Eugene Boyei is wearing this season, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, being Alexander Eugene Boyei has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Warrior Rivers's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Great Warrior Rivers is ranked 2,554th in the world and 2nd in 8th International for Most Cultured, scoring 234 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Great Warrior Rivers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : The Great Warrior Rivers's influence in 8th International rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : The Great Warrior Rivers relocated from Balder to 8th International.
- : The Great Warrior Rivers was refounded in Balder.
- : The Great Warrior Rivers ceased to exist in 8th International.
- : The Great Warrior Rivers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Great Warrior Rivers's influence in 8th International rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : The Great Warrior Rivers altered its national flag.
- : The Great Warrior Rivers relocated from Osiris to 8th International.
- : The Great Warrior Rivers was refounded in Osiris.