The Cool Zone of The Cool Zone is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, lack of airports, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 2.836 billion Cooleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burgh. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Coolean economy, worth 307 trillion kones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,600 kones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Cool Zone's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Cool Zone is ranked 58,438^th in the world and 251^st in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,733.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.