The New Cruor Federation of The Cookie Warcaste is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.64 billion Cookie Warcasteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rinnekangas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The all-consuming Cookie Warcastean economy, worth a remarkable 2,981 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,222 Halicarnassuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 527,048 per year while the poor average 8,375, a ratio of 62.9 to 1.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, warm coats are the hottest trend, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cookie Warcaste's national animal is the White Phoenix and its national religion is Cruor.

The Cookie Warcaste is ranked 124,750^th in the world and 520^th in Ordo Imperialia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 534.21 pounds of wildlife per square mile.