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Ordo Imperialia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Angelus Vox Populi of BeaconFlat

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 457th Largest Populations: 1,556th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,635th
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Puppet dump. Either telegram The Avengrynkhal Ascendant of Klaus Devestatorie with your business, or wait years for a reply.

Embassies: The Isle of Malta.

Tags: Serious, Independent, Offsite Forums, Modern Tech, Industrial, Casual, Medium, Invader, Puppet Storage, Imperialist, and Password.

Ordo Imperialia contains 34 nations, the 457th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Ordo Imperialia

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Ordo Imperialia is ranked 10,492nd in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Chaplain Angelus Exscindia of Vom LebenCompulsory Consumerist State“Complexo Cruor!”
2.The Klaus Devestatorie Nation of ThunderboyDemocratic Socialists“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
3.The Klaus Devestatorie Nation of OrnithellonCapitalist Paradise“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
4.The Klaus Devestatorie Nation of CommodiusCompulsory Consumerist State“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
5.The Klaus Devestatorie Nation of Enixograd PrimeCapitalist Paradise“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
6.The Klaus Devestatorie Nation of Rogue AlphanesianCompulsory Consumerist State“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
7.The Klaus Devestatorie Nation of TeiraxCompulsory Consumerist State“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
8.The Klaus Devestatorie Nation of VolscaniCapitalist Paradise“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
9.The Bad Undercover Pup Anyway of KreigsclawCapitalist Paradise“KREEEEEEEEEIIIGH!!!!!”
10.The Goddamn son whats up of The Anti KlausDemocratic Socialists“woop woop”
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Ordo Imperialia Regional Message Board

I'm hungry.

So nobody is shocked. I'm letting as many of my puppets as possible die off. Most of them do nothing; it's not worth keeping them. I will take a final NSTracker census or something, determine which puppets let die off, and that'll be that.

Lol, wow, nearly moved -everyone- out by accident. xD

This week on The BeaconFlat Factor- we remind our viewers once again that Devasta is objectively terrible.

Stay tuned for more slanderous content against the 4th puppet.

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Gentlemen, you have been summoned for war and crap etc etc.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to- The BeaconFlat factor!

http://i.imgur.com/R5Kk0wn.jpg

Today on The BeaconFlat factor- will Avakael remember he has puppets other than Klaus Devestatorie? What about the one named Avakael? What about the other two hundred and fifty puppets? We'll get to this story and more after this upcoming ad break.

Welcome back to the BeaconFlat factor, and back to the main issue at hand- what about Avakael's other puppets? We cross live now to one of those puppets, to try and gain some insight on why Avakael might not care about them. AllMajesty, what can you add to the discussion?

%$#@ THE COLORADO AVALANCHE

An incredibly perceptive and meaningful report from our reporter AllMajesty. Truly, I believe it completely nailed the issue at hand while giving us an excellent understanding of just what the other puppets can offer.

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